[quote=ShadowVentus]
((That reminded me so much of the Doctor that I thought I was reading a script for an episode! Oh, you might want to make sure no one evil comes into contact with me when I wake up because I tend to be confused when I come out of a sleep cycle and will side with the first person I see. Then again, I'm guessing you'll be fine.))
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((That reminds me))
Rasmodiah: *telepathically* Hurry it along Jeremy!
Me: *snaps to the jar* Oh yeah. *I pop off the lid and the worm-like thing jumps up onto my shoulder, entering my ear, unnoticed by all*
Madison: And... Begin! *she presses a button and the machine whirs to life, as you begin aging at a speed of about a week every ten seconds*