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Not gonna happen!

<Snipped quote by Dynamics>

*Shoots a cannon of electricity into your torso*
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*It singes a circle onto my chest, which is quickly covered by the movement of additional tattoos*
...
*Releases my grip in each hand and draws a series of complex runes with each finger, interconnecting with each other at a central point, radiating an intense supernova of heat that evaporates everything in its path*