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[center]Hancock sets the the truck down before approaching Sage [color=fff200]"Let me set the record straight for you, kid. Cause it's clear you're talking out ya' ass right now. First, I didn't want to get involved in the first place. Second, I used my words, not my fists when I did get involved. Third, I did what you asked. I got the water. I put the fire out. Like you asked. You didn't say aaaaanything about the animals. Hell, the fact you care about creatures that we eat on a daily more than literal thinking, working human beings is almost as baffling as me worrying about my bench that I sleep on. Lastly, [i]you[/i] are the one who asked for [i]my[/i] help. A complete stranger you've NEVER met before to get involved in a situation that others "Can't Control". What made you think [i]I[/i] could? Hm? What part of thiiiiiiis"[/color] Hancock gestures to his entire, disheveled appearance. [color=fff200]"Made you think I could? Hm? What made you think that? Oh that's right, you [i]weren't[/i] thinking! You just did it and now you're pissy over the result for [i]your[/i] lack of thought! So to sum this all up, if I'm as bad as you say I am and you're the one who asked for [i]my[/i] help and are STILL asking for it, then it's probably [i]you[/i] who needs to check yourself. But don't you worry though, I'll still help you out. Since you asked. Stay riiiiiight there."[/color] Hancock jets of the ground, causing a mild tremor as he instantly rams into the MUTO's neck[/center]
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