[quote=@BangoSkank]
I call dibs on the Halfling character.

Probably drunk.  Probably sneaky.  
[/quote]

One of my favorite characters I ever played was a halfling fighter who enjoyed taking out kneecaps. He enjoyed his smallness because it meant he could get in the middle of the fray and "still have room for a good swing of my trusty longsword"

Which was, as you might expect, not very long.