"Ask away, ladies," Donald encouraged, "The Wizard of Silicon Valley has nothing to hide." He still kept an eye on his phone for when his Porygon-Z completed its task. "I understand your skepticism regarding my name being Donald Lightfoot," he continued, "Considering nearly 45,000 people in this country alone share the name John Smith and they're not all related to each other; but that's the name I've been given at birth. Besides, you can't believe everything the tabloid rags or Internet blogs print out."