okay, slightly more serio this time than the goose. i super promise. 

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[center][h2][u] Quincy T. Chad [/u][/h2]
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[b][center] [i]raises index finger upwards and twirls it before opening and closing fingers together several times. Proceeds to then raise middle finger vigorously for the course of several minutes before thumbing downwards and then, splaying fingers outwards and waggling them. Stops motioning before skittering off and returning with a piece of chalk to draw on a chalkboard*[/i]

*IF I CAN DO ALL THAT WITH JUST FIVE FINGERS, IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD DO WITH ALL YOUR LIMBS, YOU KIDS.*
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[center][h3][b] 245 | Asexual | Revidian | Artisan | 1.0 [/b] [/h3][/center]

[h3][u]P E R S O N A L I T Y            [/u][/h3]
[indent]❖ [Wizened]
❖ [Sarcastic]
❖ [Cynical]
❖ [Possibly Sinister]
❖ [Soft-Hearted][/indent]

[h3][u]C H A R A C T E R    A P P E A R A N C E            [/u][/h3]

A pale, emaciated puppet of flesh and skin skin traipsing around on five knobbled fingers. The stump from where he was extracted from his original body has now healed over with a white patch of scar tissue, although, it is slightly misfigured with the anterior surface of the radius jagging outwards. 

[h3][u]L A N G U A G E S            [/u][/h3]
Quincy is fluent in all languages, with the exception of Yasoi dialects, although, he prefers writing in Avinician because it tires him out less. 

[h3][u]T H E    G I F T            [/u][/h3]

He's just a hand. A miracle of Dark magic, perhaps, but there's not a drop of magical talent in him.

However, he's really good at making teenagers freak out. 

[h3][u]B A C K G R O U N D            [/u][/h3]

Quincy T. Chad - [i]if that even is his real name, seriously, who named him?[/i] - is the former reanimated left hand of Chad Errington, an Magusjaeger from West Revidia who fought in a territorial dispute of a fishing port between the Kingdom of Perrence and the Confederation of Revidia. Chad perished in the battle but not before his corpse was stolen by Mardru Belgonia, a binder of prodigious talent and hypothesized by many to be the first Dark Mage (Which has been thoroughly debunked. I mean, Dark Magic is just superstition and fairy tale stupidity.). Using unknown reagents and a process which cost him his life as Arch-Zenos broke down the door to his lair, a hand was imbibed with sentience and thus, Quincy was born. 

For a century since that incident, Quincy was locked in a glass jar and prodded at by the Arch-Zenos of Ersand'Enise whereby Quincy was locked in a existential state of crisis over coinciding his newly found sentience and the fact that he had no penis, legs, arms or a mouth for which to scream with. It was only the last decade of his solitude that he decided enough was enough and began to move. Unfortunately, ninety years of being stuck comatose in a depressed state led to him immediately suffering cramps and muscle pains which were interpreted as seizures by the Arch-Zenos observing his captivity. When Quincy proved his sentience and argued for his release strenuously to the Arch-Zenos of Ersand'Enise, it was agreed that he would stay at Ersand'Enise as there was no place in the hostile, ignorant world to a disembodied hand such as him. 

Thus, Quincy T Chad was born. Many a new student regard him as a monster whilst graduates and alumni of Ersand'Enise have regarded him as an odd fixture of this proud academy. 

Then, one day, he was assaulted by Mallow, thus starting one of the famous feuds of all time. 

[h3][u]M O T I V A T I O N            [/u][/h3]

Quincy T Chad wants to prove to the world that a living hand like him can still prosper amongst us humans and also, fuck that piece of shit goose, Mallow, seriously

[h3][u]I N V E N T O R Y            [/u][/h3]

Quincy usually dons himself in a plate gauntlet for protection against students who may trample on his fingers and the wary ambushes of Mallow, the Goose-Slayer of Ersand'Enise. There is little a hand can carry on his person so Quincy has adopted the help of a carrier pidgeon who ferries his belongings across Ersand'Enise. However, this carrier pidgeon has often mistaken him for an animal or another mindless object. Thus, numerous incidents occur where Quincy is dumped into the waters of the arboretum and must await for an Arch-Zeno to fetch him. 

Quincy also carries a small bar of soup strapped to a wrist-belt alongside a piece of chalk to help communicate with students and to ensure that he is not a cursed object sent to kill them all. 


[h3][u]S T R E N G T H S  &  S K I L L S           [/u][/h3]
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❖ Encyclopediac knowledge of the grounds of Ersand'Enise and magical theory in general. 
❖ Iron will because you need to be really motivated to be stuck in the mortal coil of a hand for two centuries and a half. 
❖ Able to play the violin. You just have to watch it for yourself. 
❖ Conditioning of finger and hand muscles for two centuries allows him to move extremely fast. 
❖ Extremely proficient at thumb wrestling.  
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[h3][u]W E A K N E S S E S  &  F L A W S            [/u][/h3]
[indent]❖ Lacks the ability to taste and smell things because he doesn't really have a nose or mouth. Now, you might be asking: why did Mardru give Quincy the ability to touch, hear and see? There is no answer to that because the wild minds of RAS 9 mages are beyond us puny mortals. (He wanted Quincy to be able to go open the door.) 
❖ Ladders and mouse traps 
❖ Has a obsessive hatred for Mallow, the Goose-Slayer 
❖ Extremely hot objects 
❖ Currently in a state of repressed clinical depression from being a hand.  
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[h3][u]M I S C E L L A N E O U S            [/u][/h3]
Anything not covered above goes here. You can leave this blank if you like.
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