[i]Blinded by the light
Revved up like a Deuce
Another runner in the night

Madman drummers bummers Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat
In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way in to his hat
With a boulder on my shoulder feeling kinda' older I tripped the merry go round
With this very unpleasing sneezing and wheezing the calliope crashed to the
ground

The calliope crashed to the ground and she was blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.[/i]

[@Dark Cloud] When I was a kid, I always thought it was wrapped up like a douche. Then Google came along and changed all that.