[quote=@genghismike]
But. If I'm being honest. I made this thread as my own personal lair with a few intentions. First and foremost, to win the argument over who Pointless Thread belonged to. With Natsume not here, that means I win by default. Two, to reannounce myself to the world. As a narcissist, it must be done. And three, should other Oldfags choose to drop by, they can knock on my door and I'll be able to find them more easily. 
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Rename the thread then so Oldfags can easily recognize this thread is a place to hang.