Ah, I misunderstood. 

Well in that case, I request a permanent ban please. I dislike being dramatic, so I want to make this as quick and painless as possible. If I'm not mistaken when an account is banned it puts a message up on their user-page saying "banned and nuked" or something to that effect. That is good as it will quickly alert people to my disappearance.

Either way, if worst comes to the worst and that is not an option, hopefully my last status will still be seen by anyone that checks my user-page. Again, I dread the fact that this will come across as dramatic, but thank y'all everyone for the fun while I was here. Imma log off permanently now and not come back online which should help things here improve. Good luck.