[center][i]I like telling dirty jokes,
and I like smoking crystal meth,
but darling [color=ed1c24]I love you[/color].

And I like laughing at retards,
And I like throwing rocks at dogs,
but darling [color=ed1c24]I love you[/color].

[color=ed1c24]I love you[/color] like the moon and stars,
when little kids get hit by cars,
girl you know it's true.
Darling, [color=ed1c24]I love you[/color].

I've been tryin' to move on,
since you left,
since you've been gone,
but it's so hard on me.

Talked to a girl in first hour,
bought her a CD,
bought her a flower,
but she's a [color=ed1c24]stupid cunt[/color].

But I'll take anything, and I'll take anyone.
I'll take an [color=ed1c24]angry lesbian[/color] with a [color=ed1c24]loaded gun[/color].
I'll take a [color=ed1c24]whore with syphilis[/color] and [color=ed1c24]gonorrhea too[/color].

But darling, [color=ed1c24]I love you[/color]<3
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