[quote=@Dark Cloud]
I often ask myself why we all just couldn't play goblinoids. Like I was silently praying we were really pissed off by the noise and came to the carnival in throngs just surrounding it with sheer numbers. Just fucking have an entire army camped out around the carnival.
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Just have a stack of character sheets that are all gobliniods? That'd be like the bard player from [i]The Gamers: Dorkness Rising[/i]. Only difference is we could hide behind the pile if dead gobliniods instead of dead bards.