[quote=@Lurking Krog]
<Snipped quote by Dark Cloud>

Just have a stack of character sheets that are all gobliniods? That'd be like the bard player from [i]The Gamers: Dorkness Rising[/i]. Only difference is we could hide behind the pile if dead gobliniods instead of dead bards.
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And instead writing lyrics upon parchment we would eat the paper instead.