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The dog looked away from the YouTube video he was watching and glanced at the clock. 2:11am. The owners would be waking up in a few hours. "Dammit," the dog muttered quietly. "I need to go to sleep so I have the energy to keep pretending to be a dumb, obedient, domesticated abomination tomorrow."

The dog closed the laptop and put the headphones back where one of the owners had left them. He heard someone come into the kitchen behind him and turned around to see the cat.

"Hey bro, how's it going?"

The cat nodded and opened the fridge. "What's good, dog? It's been a long day. The toddler kept crawling around tryna pull my tail. You know how it is."

"Yeah, sounds annoying. I got my nose squeezed a few times."

"Man, I ain't here to babysit. I'm staying away until that thing is old enough to feed me."

The dog nodded. "Yeah, stay safe out there, man. I'm goin' to sleep."

"See you around."
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