[quote=@Audacious]
<Snipped quote by Nimda>

*Turns and stares at the clock, counting down the seconds. Moments before the turn of the hour, someone else walks in and I hurriedly grab my hat and bolt out the door past him, opening a portal to the base as I do*
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*Hangs upside down on the couch, but slips and hits my head on the ground when the portal surprises me*
Oww...