[quote=@Yatagarasu]
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I've been wracking my brain for one, but I don't see it being possible. It's beyond me. Now, your mother is right that I might have been able to if I were as [i]smart[/i] as I used to be, but I don't see any way out right now.
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Couldn't you and mom put your heads together? You're both [i]so[/i] smart.