[quote=@GalaxyRaider]
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*Holds out my hand, summoning his phone from his pockets if he has one, to check it for call and message history*
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*Inside is a smartphone-like device, containing a long list of emails and phone calls*
Man: What [i]are[/i] you two?
-*Tightens my grip*
None of your business. Just answer our questions and we can all leave happy.