[quote=@Galvanize]
<Snipped quote by Valiance>

*stops when we meet, smiling, then in a split second I grab you from behind and suplex you through a portal where we fall a short distance into the ground*
Welcome to Elder’s Crossing!!
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*Catches both of our momentum with my arms, holding both if us up in a handstand while I glance around for a moment*
Huh. Interesting.
*Falls backward afterward onto my back casually, with you still on it, crushing you under my weight*