[quote=@GalaxyRaider]
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Doing dangerous stuff when you’re not a super powered invulnerable behemoth just means you need to compensate with utility. That thing just so happens to serve a few gravity-defying functions. Put it on your hand and hold your hand straight up. Make sure it’s tight and secure.
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I feel like a data piñata.
*Holds onto the handle and relaxes my elbow*