[quote=@Techspert]
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I feel like a data piñata.
*Holds onto the handle and relaxes my elbow*
[/quote]

Please don’t burst open.
*I stand as close to the edge as I can and hold my armored hand straight out over it, and a moment later you quickly, but not joltingly, are pulled upward by an attraction between my armor and the thing you hold. I catch you and pull you in, holding you in my arms as I spin you around quickly, making sure not to snag the barbed edges*
Magic!
*Smiles widely*