[quote=@Inimical]
<Snipped quote by souleaterfan320>

This really could have gone so much better...
*Leaving behind a solid purple husk in my wake, I move with such speed into a flipping motion over you, planting my foot into the back of your armor's head with a reality-cracking whallop*
Poor Captain...
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*it dents the armor, pushing through the armor's holo shielding. I reach up, grab you, and slam you to the ground, crushing you under my feet. I aim the minigun at your head, firing several rounds*