[quote=@Blizz]
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They have a very profound weakness, in the form of a glock, lmao
[/quote]

What you're proposing ain't exactly Hatchet Face. It's more like the worst part of freaking [i]Sting[/i] on steroids. Not even "save or suck" just "no save, no powers" with a side of "instant death". No Shard would ever be suicidal enough to even think about giving something that ridiculous out. That sounds like Khephri levels of jailbroken and would have the potential to totally derail the Cycle and proper [DATA] collection.