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Even syrup is just practically 100% sugar isn’t it? Seems a bit much.
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Half sugar, half water. A bit low for me, but y'know, emergencies.
*Leans forward onto the bar*
And I know what you're thinking, but I'm not some sort of candyman. It's just part of the absurd that follows me around.