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I wasn’t given the ability to have them at all until I was at the age where I didn’t care anymore. Guess that’s why I don’t care for attaching the grando- the, the grandies-oseness…
*Shakes my head*
Bff. To birthdays.
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You should give it a shot. They say you haven't partied until you've been to a Surprise party!