Deep in the Bayous of Louisiana, through the power of forbidden voodoo magics, John Brown's body rises from the grave bestowed with ancient and undefeatable eldritch powers. Missiles cannot harm him, confederate zombies are pulled from the grave and all those shitty statues are animated to become agents of freedom and equality against their will in a moment of incredible irony. Rhodesia crumbles under the unstoppable invasion from beyond the grave.