[quote=@Lady Lascivious]
Sir, this is a Wendy's.

also like imagine simping for a country as objectively lame as Rhodesia lmao if you're gonna be a pathetic little racist bitchboi can you at least have better taste? It's like taking the piss out of someone actively pissing in their own mouth to spite you for taking the piss out of them

2/10 better luck next time 
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If i'm gonna be serious for a minute and give objective feedback on this premise, I think a far more plausible concept would be an alternative history timeline where [url=https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-1986-10-31-8603210871-story.html]Muammar Gaddafi made the deal to sell anti-aircraft missiles to a street gang in Chicago[/url]