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Silly stuff. Like one time, a weapons shipment was late. People thought it got pirated or hijacked and robbed. Turns out, the guy just stopped for food at his favorite diner on a world on the way when he shouldn't have, and that diner was what was getting held up with him in the bathroom hiding.
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*Laughs and hits the counter*
That’s [i]great.[/i] What a prankster.