[center][color=ff9815][b][h1]Nakano Nagi[/h1][/b][/color]
[color=ff9815]Mentions: Asumi[@Ambra], Munehisa[@Solace], Ebina[@Fabricant451][/color][/center]

Oh, wow, this was pathetic. Asumi had mentioned Mune's little crush, but god damn. Poor bastard had absolutely no game. In fact, the attempt was so sad that giving him shit over it would be like bullying a small orphan child. That, and she was surprised he could even get it up for a 3D girl. Must have been running low on simp funds.

[color=ff9815][b]"Yeah, you'll get in there one day, tiger."[/b][/color] Nagi reached over to pat Munehisa on the shoulder completely insincerely, her tone only mildly sarcastic. 

That done, she raised an eyebrow at Ebina as she slurped her noodles. Beat up boys? Seven fingers?? Oh, for fuck's sake. The rumor mill really was going apeshit, huh. Not that this freshie seemed to have anything resembling a brain, but Nagi supposed she might as well humor her. If she let these delusions go on in Ebina's head, there was a good chance it'd morph into more stupid rumors. 

[color=ff9815][b]"Uh, no. I beat up one. From our school, at least. And that's because the little shit was two-timing me."[/b][/color] Nagi remarked offhandedly to Ebina. It was more complicated than that, but no one needed to know that part. Except Asumi. But that had been because Nagi actually confided in her about the whole matter. [color=ff9815][b]"As for the other thing, how the fuck am I supposed to know someone with seven fingers? Motherfuckers only have two pinkies to lose. You don't just chop off the whole thing at once like in the movies, that's bull. And no, I don't have ink, either. Dad would go apeshit if I did."[/b][/color]

Regardless, her head whipped to Asumi at the next part of Ebina's ramblings. Son of a bitch. Four guys? Where the fuck were hers? God damn it, this was why she needed those rumors cleared up. How the fuck was she supposed to get another boyfriend when they were all scared off by rumors of her kicking the shit out of people? Well, at least someone was popular. Nagi didn't really have it in her to be mad at Asumi about that. It wasn't her fault. 

[color=ff9815][b]"Well, look who's popular."[/b][/color] Nagi ribbed Asumi, elbowing her lightly with a grin. [color=ff9815][b]"Use a condom, yeah? I'll get you some if you're too scared to buy them yourself."[/b][/color] She snickered slightly, returning to her noodles. Though once they all went their separate ways, Nagi did wire Asumi her share of the meal over the phone. Even if her best friend was stupid enough to cover for the whole group, Nagi could at least do her part to mitigate the damage. 

Once all was said and done, she headed off for the game center, intent on getting a few games of Tekken 8 in before going home to study. It was the year 2025, and that cocksucker Harada Katsuhiro [i][b]STILL[/b][/i] refused to add Kiryu or rollback netcode to Tekken. 

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[color=ff9815][b][h2]April 24th, 2025[/h2][/b][/color]

Nagi was going to kill Munehisa. How did he lose that (admittedly hilarious) drawing so easily? How the fuck had Okamoto found it? Of course, she wasn't stupid enough to look at Mune when Okamoto was giving the entire glass a death glare. Hell, she kept a perfectly bored poker face as the useless bitch walked around the room, trying to suss out the perpetrator. Yeah, right. Like anyone would be stupid enough to step forward and take the blame. 

And then all her ire was redirected in an instant. Expelling the entire class? Bitch, PLEASE. Okamoto didn't have the clout for that shit. The principal didn't have the clout for that shit. Booting out an entire class of students over an unknown misdeed would get the parents up in arms. The school's administration wasn't going to risk that shitshow. At most, they'd get chewed out and put on extra cleaning duty or something. But the entire thing offended Nagi on principle. She was getting back at the cunt for this. The idea had already been fermenting in the back of her head for the past few days, but this lit a fire under her ass. 

Once Okamoto stopped trying to scare everyone and went back to """teaching""", Nagi whipped her phone out under her desk, firing off a series of rapid fire texts to two people. 

[quote]
[color=ff9815]Mune, I'm only not going to kill you because I know she can't do shit
That being said, if you even THINK of confessing, I'll actually kill you
We don't give in to terrorists
Stay after class, you're helping me with something
Also delete these after you read them in case you lose your phone somehow[/color]
[/quote]

[quote]
[color=ff9815]Tesso, I know you're on office duty today
Remember that shit with the spy cams Kono did to catch those guys slacking off on the construction site?
Bring one of those over as soon as school ends in an hour and a spare burner phone, this is unironically important to my education
I'll give you beer money in exchange[/color]
[/quote]

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[b]"Your stuff, as requested, young madam."[/b] Tesso bowed as he met Nagi right outside school grounds, handing her a small tote bag that she immediately stuffed into her school bag. 

[color=ff9815][b]"Thank you very much, Tesso. Your beer money, as promised. And stop fucking bowing to me in public."[/b][/color] Nagi slipped him a thousand-yen bill and turned to head back into the school, ignoring the stares of the few students that didn't have clubs leaving. They probably just thought he was bringing her some crap she forgot for club. Not technically wrong, she supposed. Still, there was work to be done. 

Once she returned to Classroom 2-B, Nagi nodded to Munehisa. 

[color=ff9815][b]"Okay Mune, here's what we're gonna do. You're gonna stand watch outside. This shouldn't take too long. I'll tell you what's up when we get outta here. Stall anyone that tries to get in, I don't really give two shits how you do it. Now get."[/b][/color] She gently prodded him towards the door before starting to work. 

The tiny little spy cam was set up in the small bookshelf directly to the side of the teacher's podium. None of their teachers this year had ever bothered to use it, and the fallout from framing another student by rigging the spy cam up on their desk would be too much to deal with. That done, Nagi fished out her burner phone and established a connection to the camera with the accompanying app. A quick check-over saw everything working smoothly, and Nagi remotely turned the camera off from her burner to save its battery life. 

Perfect. Okamoto was going to be in for a surprise if she even thought about making good on her threat. Uploading the footage of her dicking around doing nothing during teaching time to a dummy Tik Tok account and spreading it across the school ought to do the trick. It'd get back to administration eventually. 

With everything complete, Nagi poked her head out of the classroom, looking to Munehisa. [color=ff9815][b]"How's it looking out here? We good to bail?"[/b][/color]