Mucus plopped out of Plenchs hair and into his face as he stared at the stranger.

A specter, this stranger with her long legs and loose pants.

"We're not like you."

the girl said, "We're going home."

"I can see that."

Plench grabbed his chunky turds and looked at them.

The pissy liquid marbled around the toilet water and didn't smell like much of anything.

Plench scrubbed his hands and poured some water on his head, the toothpaste stuck in his hair and stuck to the left side of his face.

"I'm going to eat this shit."

Plench called to the stranger and stood up.

"Just get a move on it!"

"Not so fast."