[quote=@souleaterfan320]
<Snipped quote by Legend Begins>

*dashes towards you and punches you in the face*

Shut up.
[/quote]

*Bends backward at my knees, going completely horizontal without falling over*
A battle of brawn it is! Then let's give the audience a show!
*Slides a magic wand out of my sleeve, which extends into a cane and slams into your stomach with a force that does not align with its speed*