[quote=@Legend Begins] *Bends backward at my knees, going completely horizontal without falling over* A battle of brawn it is! Then let's give the audience a show! *Slides a magic wand out of my sleeve, which extends into a cane and slams into your stomach with a force that does not align with its speed* [/quote] *the force is redirected along my body into a slap that collides with your side* Dumb move. Have you not learned from our last fight?