[quote=El_Tigre]
Being a hermaphrodite is an actual disorder. It is rare but it is a real disorder.
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And that's: 1) entirely the wrong term, 2) nothing like what you've described, and 3) physically possible.

[quote=SailorMoon]
And here we go. .
[/quote]

[url=http://xkcd.com/1124/]Comments like that never help.[/url]