Vague Ideas I Should Make an RP About But Never Will

Multiversal Police Department of Karate Cops (Who Also Know Kung Fu)


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[center][b]Roald Cliffbloom, Ratling Trailblazer[/b][/center]

A former member of the Imperial Guard among a unit of Abhumans, Roald Cliffbloom has found he fits much more comfortably among the Rogue Traders.  As is true for most Ratlings Roald has no home and no real place of belonging.  A people scattered across the cosmos they often find themselves seeking new homes.  A place to create a new civilization, to grow roots, to grow fat and raise children.  To ensure the next generation of Ratlings is free to enjoy all the things their predecessors had enjoyed long long ago before the fall of Ornsworld.  Roald rejects all that shit.  He has decided he rather likes the roaming and takes rather naturally to the roguery.  

Here he finds his restlessness a virtue rather than a particularly obnoxious vice.  Across this vast universe there are always new places to explore, new treasures to acquire, new concoctions to drink, and new women to flirt with.  Occasionally one or two of those ventures may even prove fruitful.

The times of peace, fleeting though they often are, are small treasures but Roald quite enjoys the more violent side of life as a Rogue Trader.  There are so many interesting places to go and so many interesting people and xenos to kill in those interesting places.  Whether he is slowly threading through dense vegetation on some jungle world in an attempt to listen in to what nonsense a group of Orks are mumbling about to each other, or picking his way up a cliffside, wedging himself into cracks and crags to see what nasty surprises might be awaiting everyone around the next rise...it is all so much better than marching about with the Imperial Guard waiting to find out what hopeless battle you're expected to jump into next.

With no home to fight for and little hope of establishing a new home this is what the world offers Roald.  To travel the cosmos looking for interesting places to fight, frolick, fornicate, and maybe try some booze he hasn't had yet and a steak made out of whatever animal is the most dangerous on that planet.  Maybe make a fortune in the process.  That'd be nice.
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Krouton "Darkness" Hellspawnen
Death Knight Supreme of the Hateful Metal Knights of New Genocidia.  
Also he hates his dad for some reason.
Some kind of Dark Elf or Orc or something born from tragedy and evil and metal stuff like that.
Definitely not cringe.
Gets more pompous as fights go on but not any stronger.

Unforgiven but instead of being about a cowboy who is just about too old to be a cowboy it's about a cowboy who is fucking RoboCop just blasting the ever living fuck out of some scumbags