[hider=Cherry's Questionnaire] [b]Hello, and thank you for using the Pasithee Online Services (POS) of Taygete. We ask that you participate in our short survey to help our systems improve in enhancing your experience living in Taygete. Upon completion of this survey, you will receive a 20.00 TC e-gift card redeemable for any Average Joe™ product.[/b] [b]1. How long have you been a resident of Taygete?[/b] 23 years [b]2. How satisfied are you with the POS?[/b] I don’t use it anymore [b]3. What is your current profession?[/b] Freelance artist [b]4. What are you most common interests using the Pasithee search engine?[/b] I don’t use it [b]5. What are your favorite locations to visit in Taygete?[/b] [color=crimson]I can’t go anywhere.[/color] [b]6. How would you rate your most recent experience with Pasithee?[/b] [color=crimson]There’s nothing for me there.[/color] [b]7. What improvements would you like to see with Pasithee?[/b] [color=crimson]Get rid of it.[/color] [b]8. What are your most favorite products/services to purchase?[/b] [color=crimson]Not Average Joe. I’ve never drank the stuff. I don’t know why I’m doing this. Someone has to be reading this. Some real person.[/color] [b]9. How satisfied are you with the social incentive programs with Pasithee?[/b] [color=crimson]Do you realize how that phrase sounds? “Social incentive?” How can you call something that and not realize what you’re really doing?[/color] [b]10. Briefly describe your area of residence.[/b] [color=crimson]Hell on Earth.[/color] [b]11. How often do you use the POS?[/b] [color=crimson]Piece Of Shit.[/color] [b]12. How satisfied are you with the Pasithee online shopping features?[/b] [color=crimson]Once, someone in my closet whispered that it was great to be able to get whatever it wanted whenever it wanted. I don’t know who that was or what they got but good for them. Fake people like them don’t have to pay in credit and have everything they claim to own be tracked and recalled at will and get addicted to instant satisfaction. Average Joe must taste awful.[/color] [b]13. How would you rate the Taygete Board of Association?[/b] [color=crimson]Who? I’ve never met them. They don’t come down here. They don’t know people like me exist. Maybe broadly, maybe they use the term “discontented populace” or someshit. They don’t know why we are. If they really knew anything they’d have left this city, maybe took us with them.[/color] [b]14. Are you satisfied with our daily video ads?[/b] [color=crimson]Advertising doesn’t work here. We all block out the billboards and stay off of Pasithee. I remember what they used to be like. They were part of why I gave up on being normal.[/color] [b]15. What changes would you like to see in the city of Taygete?[/b] [color=crimson]Character limit’s too small.[/color] [b]Thank you for taking the time to answer our questions. Please put any additional comments you would like to provide below.[/b] [color=crimson]The oldest star in the sky looks around and sees everyone else shining so bright and tells itself, “what a joy it must be to shine like that.” It’s growing dimmer by the day and getting settled in to die and it’s forgotten how much it hurts to burn. All its little brothers and sisters are screaming and it doesn’t know because they’re all so far away. Screaming like their world is ending and it is. Becase soon enough, they’ll cool off too, and they’ll forget and be at peace. And they’ll think too that it's an okay life. Everyone forgets and that's why everything is supposed to be okay.[/color] [/hider]