[quote=@Artifact]
<Snipped quote by Valiance>

*The kinetic energy seems to unnaturally glide to my forehead, which I slam into yours, delivering an equivalent blow*
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*My head recoils back and then rockets forward again, staring at you, deadpan*
No one who ever says that really is.
*Grabs your arm and snaps the elbow backward, while your wrist and rest of your body are both anchored where they are*