[quote=@Multifarious] Hm. *Analyzes the state of conflict across known points of Existence* [/quote] *The military appears to be engaging war on large territories throughout Existence, some holding out, others conquered, with no regard for life* While you’re deciding whether you should intervene, consider this perspective. A long time ago, there was once a planet that housed a single kingdom. The kingdom had brought order to the planet, and was loved by many. But slowly, it grew complacent. Its dukes and duchesses had gorged themselves on their own power, and its citizens were no longer the driving force among their ranks. One day, a hopeless band of rebels enlisted the help of a no-name assassin, and they decided they were going to kill the king and restore true order to their world. When the day came, the king discovered the assassination attempt, but was too late to stop them, for the rebels were already in his chamber. *Flips my knife into the air and catches the blade between my fingers* Do you know what the king said?