[quote=@Magnanimity]
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*Appears without warning, parrying the blade and allowing it to slide off my arm*
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Watch out! That’s an Archimedes Lever. Might even be the real one.

[quote=@Valiance]
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*Looks around*
What else can I take out, huh?
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*Looks intently at his face for a moment*
...Beats me. If there are any other traps around here, I sure don’t see ‘em.