[quote=@Memory]
<Snipped quote by Valiance>

Even if you [i]were [/i]to win today, countless years from now the loop will begin again, and I will learn everything that transpired. You cannot defeat omniscience.
[/quote]

Alright, I've seen enough.
*Lands on the planet with my fist to the ground, cratering it*
Pack it up, dudes.