If ya'll will have me, I'd like to hop into this too!

>My name is Marcus Tiddlewink. I am 35 years old.
>I look like I got roughed up the night before, every day. The only part of me that is well kept is my long, flowing golden locks that I keep tightly braided and reaching down to the middle of my back. On my face I usually sport a couple of bruises and a short, scruffy beard. My overall build is short and stout but if you call me a teapot I'll wring ya out!
>I am a master of throwing down
>At the Academy I majored in Animal Husbandry
>My favourite extracurricular activity was losing fist fights behind the school.
>I have 0 gold.
>I have 0 clones.
>My goals are... beat that no good, posh son-of-a-goose Jarred O'Hare and ruin him.
>Inventory:
>Robes
>Fragile Bastion Gem 1/1: 20 minute charge time. A small blue diamond shaped object that fits in the palm of your hand. Spend a charge to teleport yourself to the location of another Magical Academy Alumni. That's all it does. Do not be concerned by your Bastion Gem. Disclaimer: not suitable for children under 3. Do not consume.