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[h3][color=gold]Greetings Alumni![/color][/h3]
Congratulations on graduating from the Magical Academy.[/center]

We would like to remind all graduates that attempting to run away from repaying the astronomically exorbitant student loans is not feasible. We will find you on any plane.

Following the hasty closure of the legitimate Demonic Indentured Servitude Upliftment Initiative, we would like to offer a [i]select few[/i] graduates the opportunity to clear all debts through our Artefact Quality Control program.

[Center]Despite rumours to the contrary, this scheme is perfectly safe!
Once you have signed this liability waiver in your blood, please review the details of your assignment:[/center]

[List][*]You are required to test and document all 300 wands of magic missile assigned to you. Each wand has a happy little quirk which must be discovered and documented. Please note: These wands are considered Academy property. Any damages acquired during the duration of the assignment will be chargeable.
[*]Dungeon X-BETA-Y02K63 in the material plane has been reviewed to be an adequate testing ground for aspiring Arcane Masters! While clearing the dungeon is not a requirement and graduates are free to do as they wish, please be informed starvation due to loss of funds is not recognised as an extenuating circumstance and unnecessary deaths will result in penalty charges. Adventuring has always been considered a lucrative time honored tradition that is perfectly safe for any capable spellcaster. 
[*]In recognition of your [MILDLY ACCEPTABLE] performance in prior years, you have automatically been enrolled in our cloning program!
[*]Our welcome package, Carl, awaits your arrival on the material plane with some nifty little life saving supplies.[/list]

[Center]Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life, aspirant! We are always watching and we will be in touch.[/center]

[B]About:[/b][list]
[*]This is a lighthearted D&D-lite inspired game set in a generic fantasy setting. It is intended to be closer in style to a forum game rather then a long advanced style RP.
[*]There is randomness, eldritch mutation and character death. Try not to spend all your clones at once.
[*]Characters start as Level 1 Human wizards with no spells and no prospects. What you do in the big wide world is down to you.
[*]In order to level up, loot must be acquired and returned to civilisation. Mechanics will be explained as needed as we progress.[/list]