[quote=@Memory]
<Snipped quote by Ignacious>

I will remind you that I am an ancient. Your tests are but the musings of a child.
*Taps with my foot, and an underground river of spacetime opens up below you, dropping you into the chaotic depths*
[/quote]

*Suddenly the river distorts as veins of alien energy corrupt the fabric of spacetime, I rush at you from behind driving the handle of my scythe into your back with unimaginable force.*
[color=red]You think yourself ancient? You've seen nothing.[/color]
*As you fall backwards I kick your knee forwards with a bone-shattering crunch*
[color=red]Get up and face me, ingrate.[/color]