[quote=@Dark Cloud]
<Snipped quote by Memory>

*Struggling at first I drag myself forward holding my scythe before me, continually radiating more and more energy. For a moment I seem to falter, dragged back by my feet. At the last moment, however my beam weakens and as your own laser blasts me I bring my scythe up causing it to quickly backfire now with the might of both beams.*

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*Bends backward at the knees such that the beam flies inches from my face, singing a strand of hair*
I have no interest in surviving that.