[center][color=ff9815][b][h1]Nakano Nagi[/h1][/b][/color]
[color=ff9815]Mentions: Asumi[@Ambra], Munehisa[@Solace], Masashi[@Zombehs][/color][/center]

Well, wasn't this a cavalcade of fuckups? Nagi closed her eyes and suppressed a groan as Masashi described how the rest of her friend group and associated hangers-on somehow got themselves involved with what sounded like a serial killer case. Son of a bitch. If anything, this kind of shit was just going to make the fucking curfew even worse. And wasn't that just a bundle of fun? 

Of course, Mune beating her to the punch on making up an excuse was bad in the immediate sense. Asumi would buy that godawful story just from her nosy ass wanting to set her best friend up with someone. Masa, on the other hand...well, they'd known each other long enough that he could most likely smell the bullshit from a mile away about that being hilariously out of character for herself. At least that part Nagi could salvage a bit.

[color=ff9815][b]"Oh, for fuck's sake. Let's not get it twisted."[/b][/color] Nagi sighed, running a hand through her hair. [color=ff9815][b]"Translation: I conned Mune into buying me food. He asked me for dating tips and I told him to stop being a pussy and go to the gym until he had a six-pack and some arms. The end. Let's get back to the important part. No one said anything stupid when you were being questioned, right?"[/b][/color]