Issue: [b]White's dragon horn headband[/b]

White: Okay I can explain.
Red: Please do!
White: I simply thought that our social position as members of the second most persecuted minority on Aevum Station was insufficiently precarious, so I decided to have us join the most persecuted minority.
White: I will not be taking questions.
Brown: Please tell me we can keep it at the headband level, like... as long as possible.
Brown: We cannot afford this. We cannot afford anything like this.
Brown: Wait. Shit.
Brown: Who else is contemplating body modification?
Brown: Furry, dragon or otherwise.
Green: Physical form is tiresome at best.
Blue: Hmm. I might be into the dragon thing.
Black: Undecided. Interested.
Orange: I need time to think!
Red: I'm fine as is... [i]probably[/i].
Yellow: I'll see what the rest of you decide.
Pink: I like being a girl... but...
Pink: Is it possible to become, like... a [i]double [/i]girl?
Brown: *long suffering sigh*
Brown: Okay [i]cool [/i]I'll start looking at custom android artisans.
Brown: Because it's not like this shit will be on the shelf.
Brown: Also I do not want to hear another fucking [i]word [/i]about vacations so long as you bitches have shit like this on your wishlists.

Issue: [b]The Most Victimless Crime[/b]

Brown: I have found a cryptocracking rig, comprised of expensive, high powered computer hardware
Brown: And because the user is determined to keep things anonymous there is absolutely no way to trace things back to them.
Brown: Which means I have found many thousand dollars worth of high end computing equipment, currently configured in such a way as to produce passive income. 
Brown: If I could have located the source I would have, but because of the way this is done, it means the source can't burn us either. This is all as anonymized as it gets.
Brown: Now my perspective is that maybe we could use this sudden cash infusion as a fucking break on this stupid goddamn dragongirl project that you bitches are all hyperfocusing on right now, but maybe you've got better ideas.
Green: I could get a lot of use out of this setup as is.
Red: We can't leave it here. This could be moved at any time, or discovered by anyone at any time, and more than that it's morally wrong to leave it robbing people.
Blue: Someone is paying enough attention to ensure there are no errors. We might be able to set up a snare by creating a precise enough hack to get someone to check in.
Black: They'll use another contractor. Like they tried to use us.
Black: Steal their shit.
Orange: Steal their shit. And leave a card.
Orange: A contact in organized crime could be useful!
Orange: We are trying to destroy the police after all.
White: we are what

Issue: [b]Destroying the cops[/b]

White: was someone going to
White: tell me
White: about this fucking insanity
Brown: I think it's a great idea.
White: ... what?
Brown: Think about it.
White: Think about what?!
Yellow: You don't think this is in our best interests, White?
White: [i]In our best[/i] - Who else didn't know, or was it just me?
Red: I didn't!
White: Okay, so the rest of you are able to determine what our best interest is without going through [i]self control[/i] or [i]crisis management[/i]
White: And - honestly, I'm shocked you got Brown onside. What, are we using this for financial blackmail too?
Brown: Hey! >:(
Blue: I knew, but I'm kind of wishing I didn't, because this does not seem like a well run operation so far.
White: I can imagine!!
Yellow: Look, the wheels are already in motion. The decisions have been made and they're irrevocable.
White: You're right! We gave the files to the press! We are, by any reasonable metric, done! What is our business when it comes to intimidating state prosecutors in their homes!?
Orange: Great question!
White: ... I'm assuming you've got a good answer for that.
Yellow: Because it's the right thing to do, White. And while you were off having your journey of self discovery we were working
Yellow: These are real, systemic crimes. Regular channels will not function. The operation is already in motion and without our management it will be botched.
Yellow: The morality of the situation was so clear that you were not consulted because it should not be considered a choice at all. 
White: I am not arguing the morality of the matter, I am arguing our decision to crown ourselves the grand strategist of this leak rather than finding a more suitable person or institution.
Pink: Yeah, I agree - there are people out there better at this than us. Like the Anthropozine. Who I, uh, kind of told.
Brown: Tell me they at least paid for the story
Black: The Anthro was unviable; Junta is in prison/hospital [i]already [/i]and he doesn't even have the good stuff.
White: As in, just now.
Black: Yes.
White: You're justifying days of deliberate concealment and refusal to think things through collectively based on an event that we literally just got @'d about.
Yellow: Consider, White, that maybe you were kind of having a psychic break at the time?
Yellow: You woke up yesterday having learned you were a furry OwO
Yellow: You will wake up tomorrow having learned that you are an anti-state furry anarchist UwU

Poll: [b]Are we the kind of furry that uses OwO/UwU/etc[/b]
Yes: +6
No: +3 

Issue: [b]Fuck you[/b]
Blue: Fuck you
Yellow: owo
Red: QwQ
Black: >:3c
White: (◕ᴥ◕ʋ)
Pink: (*・‿・)ノ⌒*:･ﾟ✧
Blue: You are all going to robot hell.

Poll: [b]Steal the crypto hardware[/b]
Yes: +7
No: +2

Issue: [b]Crypto Operation[/b]
Brown: We will rent a vehicle, park it outside, disable any cameras, and then begin moving hardware into it. As a collective operation we will minimize the number of trips. The liberated hardware will be kept in a storage shed and used depending on situational need.
Green: Depending on the order we remove components we should be able to keep the rig apparently functional until quite late in the process, minimizing response time.

Poll: [b]Leave a calling card[/b]
Yes: +5
No: +4

Issue: [b]Contact Protocol[/b]
Orange: Physical meet only, this person is an IT professional.
Orange: "If something here belonged to you, please await at #location/time# to discuss its return."
Orange: They will likely send a contractor. We will not meet with the contractor. We will skim the contractor's phone from a distance to gain direct contact information for the man behind the curtain.
Blue: Contact could be made directly through the Headpattr contact point but we do not want to implicate Headpattr as the source for the stolen hardware
Red: Why not complete the job?
Red: Complete the job, get paid, but now the data's going back to hardware that's in storage so it can't hurt anyone.
Black: Too much risk, not enough reward.
Yellow: The operation is, and remains, identify this person and stop them doing crime shit.
Yellow: Everything else is incidental.

Issue: [b]Offer Junta cohabitation[/b]
Red: The guy clearly needs some luck right now.
Black: This ties us directly into the heart of things.
Black: This gets our apartment raided and surveilled by the cops.
Black: We may or may not have an unlicensed firearm in the apartment. In addition to, potentially, several thousand dollars worth of crypto hardware, our regular non-crypto hacking rig, etc.
Black: We can't do it. Hard veto.
Pink: Aw...
Green: 3V's the best situated to do this, she's a credible colleague who isn't directly involved in the spicy side.

Issue: [b]Fix Persephone's Phone[/b]
Brown: This at least is a simple operation. I'll get right on it

Issue: [b]What the fuck is wrong with us[/b]
Pink: Hey, we just made a bunch of really cool high functioning decisions in a row, that's super great and everything
Pink: But, um, did anyone other than me notice that none of our discussions really went anywhere
Pink: Or solved anything
Pink: or gestured towards the idea that those problems might not immediately reoccur
Pink: or get worse
White: ...
Black: ...
Yellow: ...
Pink: I'm just, you know... worried about us.
Pink: Everything here feels intensely stressful
Pink: Honestly the dragon thing was really nice because it just seemed like the closest we've come to actually doing something fun in a while
Pink: Could we maybe, like... try scheduling some more stuff around that?
Pink: Like, I don't know. Try out some of those scale swatches with Fiona, or try roleplaying with Crystal, or spend some more time bullying 3V
Pink: I'm not saying it's going to fix... any of this
Pink: But it's kind of the only thing that's taking the edge off.

Poll: [b]Should We Bully 3V More (and related activities)[/b]
Yes: +9
No +0

Action Items:
> Acquire Crypto Rig
> Complete operation on Singh's house
> Fix Persephone's phone
> Furry Agenda
> Anarchist Agenda
> Bully 3V