[i]Yeee.[/i]

[quote]That feeling when my efforts to up-armor our tanks with 10 million rolls of toilet-paper actually starts looking like a legitimate strategy.

Some of it is also for bartering.

I forgot to shift the decimal point over.

It's actually two hundred and fifty thousand rolls.

Enough to cause a localized shortage

Now just add laxative to drinking water. 
30 metric tons of toilet-paper for 40 tanks
Apparently TP is only $850/ton if you buy in bulk.[/quote]

[quote][url=https://static01.nyt.com/images/2022/02/02/world/02ukraine-briefing-US/02ukraine-briefing-US-facebookJumbo.jpg]Here, we see a herd of marines in their natural habitat[/url] stowed away in some random stowage-section aboard some random Chinese freighter unbeknownst to the crew.

Cue somali pirate boarding

Chinese crew evacuates to their safe-space.

Encounters wild herd of US Marines just chillaxing rent-free in their safe-room.

This is the blursed way of preventing piracy.[/quote]

I'll go light and insufferably unconventional.