[quote=@Heroic]
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*Kicks my feet as I recline on the couch*
I’m likely immortal. Not everyone in the family is, but some are, and if even just one person is then I am.
[/quote]

Fair enough.

*checks something on my tablet, and my face goes white like a ghost*

...oh ...oh no...