[quote=@Artifact]
<Snipped quote by Valiance>

Because if you’re really going to help me, then you need to see why my goals are more than “questionable at best.” And if you [i]aren’t[/i], now you know the alternative.
[/quote]

It’s quite an adventure in store, that’s for sure. What happens if you try to attack it? You said you can’t touch it conventionally, but there are parts here that you could definitely attack and do damage to.