[quote=Legend]
First: Homosexuality is not "love" of any sort. I don't care what you say, it's lust, at the very best. Second: I'm starting to get sick of it. Third: Nobody bloody cares about any kind of shipping or fanfics anyone else has. They're just the pathetic imaginations of others, hoping to see something sinful that won't happen. Fourth: That's irrelevant. Fifth: I'm done worrying about sparing your feelings and emotions, refraining from calling out what is wrong. I'm different than I was two weeks ago, Dark. I'm not willing to trifle with foolishness.
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If you weren't going to bother with foolishness then you wouldn't be a literalist. 
And duh you're different, that's the whole thing about time, it makes everything change.
Oh, and btw, they mathematically proved that the theory of relativity was set in stone on trillionth of a trillionth of a trillionth of a second after the big bang. :P So there goes your "planets having different realities" idea.