"A rogue sorcerer placed a curse on the barge. The Red Wolf's quick action kept everyone alive, but in the confusion several of our guests may have gotten the wrong impression and have left. One hopes we are able to correct the misunderstanding and have them enjoy our hospitality once again." Is what she did not say.

Instead, she opened her mouth, and out came "It was a [i]bloody[/i] mess, the kind we'll be unraveling for months. The knights appear to have fractured, the witch offended both sides in the process, and there's somebody new causing chaos and I [i]don't know why[/i]. Honestly, I'm glad that Han and Lotus left before they could get mixed up in it."

In her defense, she's had a very bad night.