Oh, the sweet Spam. What you see is not Spam. 

 It's RPG games. 

 Spam is hatred and shame, smearing feces on the wall as well as flinging it at each other while roasting newcomers with no remorse and ruthless abandon. Long sleepless nights for mods as the shit posting shitheads toed the line with all manner of derogatory and shameless sacrifices to present to the almost cultlike spiraling mess of the Spamily Tree.