[quote=@Fading Memory]
Oh 5e and it’s ‘simplified mechanics’ which are so simple they go against the grain of common thought frequently. Oh how I wish critical hits were simply 
Double damage’ sometimes.

But then again I’m an Orc at heart; give me more dice!
[/quote]

I mean...

We've already got someone who rolls 2 damage dice for every successful hit at the table.

[i]*Looking at a certain bugbear*[/i]